You're a door I can't close
i wonder how long it’ll take for you to realize i exist
" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job
have a seat
men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"
but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch
fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash
ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years
raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole
“If you are silent about your pain, they’ll kill you and say you enjoyed it.”
Zora Neale Hurston (via noldarling)
the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID